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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:01:13 GMT -5
Carmen SandiegoOCCUPATION: A former spy for the Intelligence Service of Monaco. MISCELLANEOUS: Carmen Sandiego (known to the inner circle as “Buffy”) is reported to be an agent, double agent, triple agent and quadruple agent for so many countries that even she has forgotten which one she is working for. The auburn-haired founder of the Villain’s international League of Evil (V.I.L.E.) has recruited the most cunning and resourceful band of thieves in history. During her years as a Monacan secret agent, she generally posed as a tennis pro and always traveled to and from the matches in her 1939 Packard convertible. Carmen has a fondness for tacos and never appears in public without her famous ruby necklace “The Moon of Moldavia.” Attachments:
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:02:36 GMT -5
Merey LaRocOCCUPATION: Ms. LaRoc is a freelance aerobic dancer. MISCELLANEOUS: For the past five years, this brunette beauty has been traveling around the world with a mobile health spa to conduct exercise classes for the extremely wealthy. Rumor has it that this is merely a cover for her criminal activities. When she isn’t pilfering the treasures of the world, Merey can usually be found participating in the good life. A world class mountain climber, she has a mania for fancy jewelry and spicy foods. Her favorite mode of travel is in the back of a fancy limousine where she can relax and plot her next job. Dazzle Annie NonkerOCCUPATION: Proprietress of the toughest yogurt bar east of Suez. MISCELLANEOUS: Born sole heir to the fortune of the shoelace king, Baron Franz von Nonker, Annie was quickly disinherited when she ran off with a Croatian tennis pro. Cast adrift when she failed to make the cute for the Davis Cup mix doubles, she was forced to live only by her wits and paltry $3,000,000 she had been able to save out of her allowance. With this modest windfall and her innate frit, the blond bombshell was able to open Chez Acidophilus. Frequented by the dregs of humanity, Chez Acidophilus has become the headquarters for V.I.L.E. Annie is rumored to have a tattoo and craving for shellfish. She is known to drive a Bugatti limousine. Attachments:
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:03:54 GMT -5
Lady Agatha WaylandOCCUPATION: A colorful character with a predilection for sensible shoes, Lady Agatha is a reader of mystery stories set in upper-class English drawing rooms. MISCELLANEOUS: Lady Agatha has no ability at solving murder cases but is very interested in amassing great wealth. A compulsive lawbreaker, she loves to exceed the speed limit in her Denghby super-chauvinist speedster. Red tresses streaming in the open air, she drives through the countryside looking for great Mexican restaurants. An avid sportswoman, Lady Agatha has been known to pick up a few extra dollars on weekends trouncing unsuspecting locals at the local tennis courts. She is reported to have a diamond ring the size of a small grapefruit stolen from the Royal Treasury of Graustark. Len “Red” BulkOCCUPATION: Ex-professional hockey player and compulsive gambler, Len was barred for life from playing when he was caught trying to bribe himself. MISCELLANEOUS: Bitter and unemployed, Bulk was forced to turn to crime in order to support his gambling habit. He swears he will quit just as soon as he “wins the big one.” Because of an unfortunate habit of blocking too many shots with his head, Len will occasionally thing he is a Big Horn sheep and begin climbing the nearest peak. Cannot fit into any car that has a top, loves seafood and tries to impress strangers by showing them the tattoo of a mermaid on the thumb of his right hand. Attachments:
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:06:10 GMT -5
Scar GraynoltOCCUPATION: Scar plays the role of a mild-mannered folk guitarist, while in reality, he is a complete plug-ugly. MISCELLANEOUS: Graynolt made a fortune selling reflective headbands to Scandinavian basketball teams to allow them to pay outdoor games for the first time during the winter months. A super athlete, Scar plays killer croquet for money. One of his prize possessions is a five-carat pinky ring he won from Ihor Ihorovitch in a marathon match that lasted three days. Rarely seen in public, he rides around in a limousine with shaded windows with his trusted man-servant, a 6’8” Sherpa, as his only companion. He is said to have red hair. Nick BrunchOCCUPATION: Hard-boiled ex-private eye, ear, nose and throat. MISCELLANEOUS: The only things that interest Nick are fast cars and faster women. He’ll never turn down a caper that permits him to live in the fast lane. An avid mountain climber, Brunch was last seen roaring through an Alpine village on his Kamikaze-1250 motorcycle. He generally wears a soiled trench coat, snap-brimmed fedora and sports a Dick Tracy Crime fighter’s ring on his left hand. A close friend of Scar Graynolt, they share a common interest in Mexican food. Brunch ha black hair, brown eyes and a seedy mustache. Attachments:
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:07:20 GMT -5
Fast Eddie B. OCCUPATION: A world class croquet player, he always carries his custom-made set of mallets in the trunk of his convertible. MISCELLANEOUS: Gentleman thief and society cat burglar, Fast Eddie mixes easily with the jet set and can usually be found at one of PEOPLE Magazine’s top 10 playgrounds for the rick. Impeccably groomed at all times, he once fought a duel with a waiter in his favorite Mexican restaurant who spilled a drop of hot sauce on his white linen suit. His most famous crime was the theft of a damask tablecloth. Posing as a waiter, Fast Eddie removed it from the table during a state dinner for the Ambassador without spilling a drop or breaking a plate. In fact, the theft wasn’t even noticed until dessert was served. This raven-haired criminal mastermind always leaves a diamond stickpin at the scene of the crime as his trademark. Ihor IhorovitchOCCUPATION: Pretender to the Czarist throne and a lot of other things, too, Ihorovitch has an amazing ability to disappear from the sight for varying amounts of time. MISCELLANEOUS: He seems to have a great fascination for very large marsupials. A likeable brute, Ihorovitch provides an additional hand for the mob’s nefarious activities. Blond and sporting a strange Ukrainian tattoo, he has been known to eat the contents of an entire lobster tank by himself. Ihorovitch has a color television set installed in his limousine so he doesn’t have to miss the Saturday morning cartoon shows. Attachments:
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Post by redhatladyfan on May 30, 2011 23:08:00 GMT -5
Katherine “Boom-Boom” DribOCCUPATION: Three-time winner of the Trans-Siberian motorcycle race, Drib is the official hostess for V.I.L.E. MISCELLANEOUS: The brunette beauty – a one-time centerfold for Popular Mechanics magazine-is a fanatic about health and fitness. Although she has never actually attended a meeting, she is charter member of Merey LeRoc’s aerobic class. A gourmet cook specializing in seafood dishes, she is also fascinated with the concept of mountain climbing. She has a tattoo of an eagle on her left bicep. Attachments:
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